For several days, federal authorities were unable to find Chuck Knoblauch in order to serve him a subpeona to appear before Congress as part of their investigation into performance-enhancing drugs in baseball.
Below is a re-enactment of the search for Knoblauch...
What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Your fugitive's name is Chuck Knoblauch. Go get him.
Cut to few days later....
I didn't take PED's!!!
I don't care!!!
