Way back when I first started Balls, Sticks, & Stuff, I took Blogger's suggestion and put a sitemeter on the site. And ever since, one of the things that amuses me most is the keywords or search terms people have used to get to my little stall in the internet. Here are a few of the more farcical ones* along with my suggestions/comments for their web search.
"caulk for golf ball impact" - That's ambitious. But why don't you try hitting the ball first just to see what happens. You probably aren't as strong as you think, nothing will crack. Trust me. If it does, you are using to much flaxseed oil.
"brian westbrook address" - Right, because if I had that, the first thing I would do is post it here.
"Ed Wade's email address" - I hope it wasn't this guy, I don't want to get a subpoena.
"Paul Hamm puberty" - Again, I'd prefer not to get a subpoena.
"Sophie Sandolo pictures" - This is by far the most frequent search term that refers people here (as of January 2005). It probably accounts for 10-20% of my traffic, and a lot of it is from areas of the world that you could probably get locked up -- or worse yet, your mouse clicking finger cut off -- for looking at such things. The fact that the referrals are so high is either an indictment of web surfers in general or an indictment of the content of this site. Update: A very close second is "Evangeline Lilly shower scene"
"Wilma McNabb pictures" - I'm dead serious, what is wrong with you people? You are either perverts or looking to run a scam on our fearless quarterback.
"build a clubhouse with sticks" - Looks like someone's taxpayer funded stadium deal is on shaky ground. Bud? Is that you?
"obtaining a media pass from the PGA Tour" - Dude, if I had one of those, I wouldn't have this site in the first place.
"callaway golf bag for yuengling" - You don't want a golf bag, you want a cooler! What a waste of perfectly good Lager...
"movie goodfellas they beat up billy batts" - They had to do it, he told Tommy to go home and get his "effing" shine box. And as Jimmy pointed out before things went bad, Batts "insulted him a little bit".
"television set stress balls" - How can you get that stressed out watching TV? Heck I fall asleep watching it sometimes.
"berks phillies fans" - If there's one thing the Amish love, it's baseball. Good thing there is an excellent site for them to read.
"dave matthews band subliminal messages" - I have to admit, I've always wondered what a Jimi Thing, a Dancing Nancy, a Tripping Billy, and a Big Eyed Fish were too.
"citizens bank park blueprints" - Rich Dubee and the rest of the pitching staff are trying to get the walls moved. Update: Looks like they got approval.
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Even More Updates:
"engineering quizzo questions" - Let me direct you to this guy.
"shahid afridi home address" - Uh, nogonah, nogonah....Not gonna find that here.
"pinch cheeks golf swing" - Golf is supposed to be relaxing, so I wouldn't recommend that.
And finally, the one I am most proud of..."Scrubs airbanding"
